The Champ!

"Hi, this is Oliver Slack's dad calling to check-in and see how he's doing..." (He's listed under his mother's last name and it's easier not to explain...)

"Hi, Mr. Slack. Oliver had a great night! Feeding like a champ, no incidents or anything."

"So his sleep test is going well?"

"Yea, everything is great so far."

...

Excuse me while I go jump up and down on the bed to wake Michele up with the news. Hopefully I won't hit my head on the ceiling fan!